Ratsinasax

Summer's here, and I've already developed my habit of staying up until my eyes are threatening to melt into blood. Late. Late. Late.

Y'know what the worst name for a porn franchise is? "Suicide Girls". Suicide is a very unsexy topic, and while I am sure there is some kind of fetish for it (there's a fetish for everything), I highly doubt that it's a major demographic. "Homicide Girls", "Insecticide Girls", even fucking "Infanticide Girls", while still awful, would have made more snense. I guess they're trying to be Punk or something. Frankly, the name turns me off. And even then, while I appreciate uncoventional beauty, there's only so many pixie cuts, rose and/or skull tatoos, eyebrow piercings and self-importance I can handle in a day.

I was surprised this evening. Not the starlted kind, but rather the disappointed kind. Anyway, I was surprised at how little filth there is on the internet of Tess (as an elf/human thing, not an ottsel) from the game "Jak II". There was fan art, but almost none of it was of the fappable variety...the hell is up with that??? Tess is fucking gorgeous! Seriously. Ashlyn (Praxis' daughter) is covered in tatoos and looks like she has dreadlocks. Nasty, in my opinion. Keira is cute, sure, and definitely more attractive than Ashlyn, but that's the thing, she's just cute. She inspired absoultely zero boners during my preteen years. Tess, on the other